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My stupid fucking Son refuses to pick up his toys. I told him OVER AND OVER to pick up his train sets after he used them. On this day I came home from work and got a shower. I was ready to relax when I walked in the sun room and saw his train. At first I started to pick up the pieces. Then I suddenly got enraged and decided to crush the train to smithereens rendering it useless to him. I gathered up all the little tiny pieces into a box and then I proceeded to piss all over the parts. I was so mad I waited a few hours and came back and pissed all over them again! He learned his lesson!
