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S K I D R O W
the leading force
proudly presents
POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost (c) Running With Scissors
17-04-2015......Release Date <-> Protection.................Steam
Action/FPS.........Game Type <-> Disk(s)....................1 DVD
RELEASE NOTES
Ten years after his Apocalypse Weekend escapades, The Postal Dude
finally returns!
Paradise Lost is a full-fledged expansion pack for POSTAL 2 continuing
the saga of the POSTAL series. Join the Dude as he ventures back into
his former hometown embarking on a quest to find his lost dog. Not all
is at it seems, as the once tranquil (relatively speaking) town and its
citizens have been transformed in the wake of the nuclear destruction
Dare to enter the varied Zones as you cross the Arid Desert, trek
through the dense Rainy Foliage, freeze your nuts off in the Nuclear
Winter, and roam under the Ashen Skies. Meet the many mysterious
factions comprised of the towering, the miniature, the zombified, and
everything in between and use your radiant people skills to attempt to
ally yourself with their enigmatic leaders, ranging from former child
stars to terrifying demonic udder-wielding beasts! Fierce Lawmen
crazed Bandits, deranged Doomsday Survivalists, and a phallic child's
toy mascot await. Do whatever it takes to survive! Wait in lines! Use
vending machines! Buy toilet paper! Journey to where it all began to
rescue your loyal companion!
Prepare to delve into the post-apocalyptic world of Paradise Lost!
Features:
A complete singleplayer campaign: Brave Monday through Friday with
twists and turns each day
Free roam, non-linear, errand-based gameplay: Go do your daily chores
or just screw around as you aimlessly run amok in the town!
Peaceful vs. Violent decisions: Choose to be a wussy pacifist or wipe
out everyone in your way. Hey, it's the apocalypse, so you'll probably
fit in!
New arsenal and items: Take out some unlucky punks with the Revolver!
Enact wasteland justice with the Lever-Action Shotgun! Whack some weeds
and perhaps other meatier subjects with the Weed Whacker!
Dual-wielding: Double your fun with double the gun!
Boss battles: Settle some scores once and for all mano a mano
Full controller support: Piss on strangers from the comfort of your
couch!
The Dude's original voice: No bogus imposters here!
NOTE: this game is standalone and includes original updated POSTAL 2
too
INSTALL NOTES
1. Unpack the release
2. Mount or burn image
3. Install
4. Copy everything from the SKIDROW folder into the game installation
5. Block the game in your firewall and mark our cracked content as
secure/trusted in your antivirus program
6. Play the game
7. Support the companies, which software you actually enjoy!
GREETINGS
To all friends of the family and honorable rival groups!
ascii art by the
godlike & terrific duo
malodix + irokos
titan artdivision
