I thought you were with my son heading to the liquor store. I can't believe you are here in my house and jerking yourself off! What kind of excuse did you give my son so you could stay here and relieve yourself? What made you think it's ok to be at your friend's house and jerk off in his mother's bathroom? I am kind of grossed out by this yet kind of turned on that you find me so attractive. Is it my huge tits, my long hair, my pretty face? Well since I found you and know what you are doing you may as well finish yourself. I'll even help you cause I am flattered to be your object of lust.
