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"Blanche Delivers" Matthew Diamond Gail Parent, Jim Vallely September 22, 1990
Blanche's daughter wants to give birth in a birthing center; Blanche doesn't want her to deliver in a local hospital, worried that the artificial insemination will become known. Meanwhile, Rose decides to fulfill a childhood dream of becoming an ice skater.
"Once, in St. Olaf" Matthew Diamond Harold Apter September 29, 1990
Rose meets her biological father while volunteering at the hospital; Sophia must undergo hernia surgery.
"If at Last You Do Succeed" Matthew Diamond Robert Spina October 6, 1990
Finally having become rich with one of his "silly" contraptions, Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, tries to win her back.
"Snap Out of It" Matthew Diamond Tracy Gamble, Richard Vaczy October 13, 1990
Dorothy decides to help Sophia with the Meals on Wheels program and runs across a reclusive man who hasn't stepped out of his apartment since the 1960s; Blanche's birthday is coming up and Rose is determined to find out her real age.
"Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy" Matthew Diamond Marc Cherry, Jamie Wooten October 20, 1990
Blanche gets an unexpected visit from her childhood "mammy," but Blanche is reluctant even to speak to her because, she says, the woman deserted her when she was a child; Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy.
"Feelings" Matthew Diamond Jerry Perzigian, Don Seigel October 27, 1990
Dorothy receives threats after failing a football star; Rose must deal with her dentist, who she thinks fondled her during her last visit.
"Zborn Again" Matthew Diamond Mitchell Hurwitz November 3, 1990
Stan is wooing Dorothy and her old feelings for him may be resurfacing; Rose has to deal with an annoying co-worker and asks for Sophia's assistance.
"How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?" Matthew Diamond Marc Cherry, Jamie Wooten November 10, 1990
After the death of a friend who was a nun, Sophia is accepted by the convent as a novice; Blanche gets into an accident in Rose's car.
"Mrs. George Devereaux" Matthew Diamond Tracy Gamble, Richard Vaczy November 17, 1990
Strange goings-on: Blanche has a secret admirer and is shocked when she meets him, her dead husband, George; and Dorothy is being wooed by two celebrities, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner.
"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die" Matthew Diamond Gail Parent, Jim Vallely November 24, 1990
Sophia and Rose take advice from Blanche that lands each of them in hot water: Due to a drought in St. Olaf, Rose swears to be celibate and Blanche advises her not to tell Miles, while Sophia follows Blanche's tips to lure a man into bed.
"Stand by Your Man" Matthew Diamond Tom Whedon December 1, 1990
Blanche meets a man at the library and only after they make a date does she realizes he's in a wheelchair; Rose wants a puppy, despite Blanche's and Dorothy's opposition.
"Ebbtide's Revenge" Matthew Diamond Marc Sotkin December 15, 1990
Dorothy must give the eulogy at the funeral of her brother, Phil, who was a cross dresser. The long-running feud between Sophia and Phil's widow culminates in Sophia's revelation of her true feelings about her son and his lifestyle.
"The Bloom Is Off the Rose" Matthew Diamond Phillip Jayson Lasker January 5, 1991
Rose wants more adventure in her relationship with Miles, so she signs them up for sky-diving lessons; Blanche uncharacteristically dates an abusive man.
"Sister of the Bride" Matthew Diamond Marc Cherry, Jamie Wooten January 12, 1991
Blanche's gay brother, Clayton, visits Miami to announce his commitment ceremony; Rose expects to win a Volunteer of the Year award.
"Miles to Go" Matthew Diamond Jerry Perzigian, Don Seigel January 19, 1991
After hearing of a mobster's death, Miles reveals that he is in the Witness Relocation Program in Chicago, and that his real name is Nicholas Carbone. When he learns that the mobster faked his death, Miles must leave Miami and go into hiding. Meanwhile, Blanche must find a way to pay for the expensive dress she bought, having hit a snag in her plan to return the dress after wearing it.
There Goes the Bride (Part 1)" Matthew Diamond Mitchell Hurwitz, Gail Parent, Jim Vallely February 2, 1991
Dorothy has been sneaking around so that Sophia won't know that she's dating Stan; Rose goes out to dinner with a friend of Miles, whose ex-wife begins stalking Rose. (*A plot point/air date conflict is apparent when Rose explains that Miles is in Europe with a class of college students, when it has been revealed that he has fled Miami to escape a mobster named the Cheeseman.)
"There Goes the Bride (Part 2)" Matthew Diamond Gail Parent, Jim Vallely February 9, 1991
Totally against Dorothy and Stan's impending nuptials, Sophia vows not to let the ceremony come off; Blanche interviews a potential roommate (Debbie Reynolds).
"Older and Wiser" Matthew Diamond Tracy Gamble, Richard Vaczy February 16, 1991
Wanting someone to keep an eye on Sophia during the day, Dorothy gets Sophia a job under false pretenses. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose are excited about being hired as models for a Penny Saver, but it doesn't turn out the way they expected.
"Melodrama" Matthew Diamond Robert Spina February 16, 1991
Blanche wants to intensify her relationship with her infamous one-night-stand man, Mel Bushman; Rose tries her hand at TV reporting.
"Even Grandmas Get the Blues" Robert Berlinger Gail Parent, Jim Vallely March 2, 1991
While Blanche is babysitting her granddaughter, a man mistakes Blanche for the baby's mother, and Blanche does nothing to set him straight. Meanwhile, Sophia gets ready for the Festival of the Dancing Virgins, a celebration of mothers and daughters.
"Witness" Zane Buzby Mitchell Hurwitz March 9, 1991
Rose has a new man, Karl, in her life, but out of the blue Miles returns, still undercover in the Witness Protection Program; Sophia loses her glasses; and Blanche discovers that she had a Jewish great-grandmother, a Yankee from Buffalo.
"What a Difference a Date Makes" Lex Passaris Marc Cherry, Jamie Wooten March 23, 1991
The man who stood up Dorothy for her senior prom contacts her and they make a date; Blanche goes on a diet to keep to her tradition of annually fitting into her wedding dress.
"Love for Sale" Peter D. Beyt Jerry Perzigian, Don Seigel April 6, 1991
The girls prepare for the Children's Hospital Bachelorette Auction; Stan's uncle dies, leaving him his apartment, and making Dorothy a landlady. Meanwhile, Sophia's brother, Angelo, comes to Miami, broke and with no place to live.
"Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (Part 1)" Matthew Diamond Tracy Gamble, Gail Parent, Mitchell Hurwitz, Richard Vaczy, Tom Whedon April 27, 1991
The deathbed confession of an ex-resident of Shady Pines is bad news for Sophia: the old lady confessed that she and Sophia started the 1985 Shady Pines fire. With the possibility of Sophia's going to jail hanging over their heads, the girls relive happier times via flashbacks.
"Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (Part 2)" Matthew Diamond Tracy Gamble, Jerry Perzigian, Don Seigel, Richard Vaczy, Jim Vallely April 27, 1991
Sophia can't remember the events of the evening of the 1985 Shady Pines fire, and decides to jump bail and go back to Sicily.
"Henny Penny — Straight, No Chaser" Judy Pioli Tom Whedon May 4, 1991
The ladies star in Dorothy's school play when a bug quarantines her students. Rose is Henny Penny, the chicken that believes "the sky is falling"; Blanche is Goosey Loosey; and Dorothy is Turkey Lurkey. Meanwhile, Blanche is mortified when an ex-boyfriend plants a fake obituary in the paper claiming she died at age 68; and Sophia continues a decades-old checkers-by-mail rivalry with her old nemesis from Sicily. |