You overheard Brad breaking up with me just now? How embarrassing…yeah he did it over the phone. Are all guys such assholes? I don’t know why you are the only man who “gets” me…it’s too bad your my brother, otherwise we’d be perfect for each other. It doesn’t help that I totally saw you shirtless the other day before your shower. All of my friends talk about how much they want to fuck you too - I hear about it all the time.